I Could Pee on his And Other Poems by Cats COPYRIGHED: NO AUHORIZED FOR DISRIBUION 2016 ALL CALENDAR Includes Sept-Dec 2015 at a glance
: D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO I Could Pee on his And Other Poems by Cats 2016 ALL CALENDAR 2015 Sometimes Meow just doesn t quite get the point across... From the ode Let Me Count, to the thoughtful Seen it All, and the devotional I ill Save You, these poems and photos reveal every desire, conflict, and moment of neurotic genius of our cat and kitten companions. Enjoy a year of wonderfully entertaining feline advice, observations, and irrationality. u d es I n cl 2 015 -D ec t p e S ce gla n at a ext copyright 2015 Francesco Marciuliano Cover photo copyright Klein-Hubert/KimballStock. Copyright istockphoto/photographer: bibikoff, 1; 101cats, 5; lafar, 7; Kileman, 9; Dorin_S, 11 (kitten); fcdb, 11 (stamp); Dmytro_Skorobogatov, 13; neotakezo, 15; Stuphipps, 19; Lynchian, 23. Copyright Shutterstock/photographer: janinajaak, 3; Jorge Pereira, 17; foaloce, 25. Copyright 123RF/Elena Kovaleva, 21. $14.99 U.S./ 10.99 U.K. All rights reserved. No part of this calendar may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Manufactured in China Calendar design by Sally Carmichael C011223 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_CVR_2G.indd 4 9/22/14 3:05 PM
2015 COPYRIGHED: NO AUHORIZED FOR DISRIBUION
: D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO Remember y Remember th at uesda Not last week Not last month Maybe last ye ar p hen I sat on your la se hen I licked your no food in retu rn? hen I di d not ex pect ell, don t you da re r you ag ai n Ever doubt my love fo 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 6 9/30/14 1:23 PM
FEBRUARY S M F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 MARCH COPYRIGHED: NO ILO AU AUHORIZED FOR DIS ISR RIBU IBU APRIL S M F S 1 2 H6 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 2 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY DISRIBUION SAURDAY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Mothering Sunday (UK, IRL) 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Daylight Saving ime begins (US, CAN) St. Patrick s Day 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Equinox Palm Sunday Purim Good Friday 27 28 29 30 31 Easter Summer ime begins (UK, IRL) Easter Monday (CAN, UK, IRL)
: D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO On he Nose P aw on you r n o se once M ea ns Hello. P aw on you r n o se tw ic e M ea ns Hello a g a i n! P aw on you r n o se th re e ti mes M ea ns I ti re of th is co nvers at A nd a m io n h op i n g th is is you r o ff 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 8 b utton 9/30/14 1:23 PM
MARCH S M F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 APRIL COPYRIGHED: NO AUHORIZED FOR DIS ISR RIBU MAY S M F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY DISRIBUION R5 SAURDAY 1 2 April Fools Day 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 Earth Day Passover St. George s Day (UK, IRL) 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
: D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO I HUG I hug you r arm I really hug you r arm I bite dow n hard on you r arm And I cou ld not love you more And you cou ld not be more con fused And we have a rel ationship hat cou ld best be described as co mplicated 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 12 9/30/14 1:23 PM
MAY S M F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 JUNE COPYRIGHED: NO AU AUHORIZED FOR DIS ISR RIBU IBU JULY S M F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 2 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Y O H6 SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY JULY DISRIBUION SAURDAY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Bank Holiday (IRL) Ramadan 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Flag Day (US) 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Father s Day Solstice 26 27 28 29 30
: D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO SOMEHO I HAPPENED Yesterd ay Perh aps by mistake Maybe in a moment of wea kness Possibly because I took the wrong pill I played fetch And it was won derful And it was mag ical And now I don t know ho I am any more 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 14 9/30/14 1:24 PM
JUNE S M F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 JULY COPYRIGHED: NO AUHORIZED FOR DIS ISR RIBU AUGUS US S M F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY DISRIBUION R4 SAURDAY 1 2 Canada Day (CAN) 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Independence Day (US) 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
: D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO I ILL SAVE YOU MEO MEO MEO MEO MEO MEO DON YOU ORRY! SCRACH SCRACH SCRACH SCRACH SCRACH DON YOU FEAR! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG DON YOU HIN K FOR ONE SECOND HA I ILL EVER SOP! HA I ILL EVER GIVE UP! HA I ILL EVER LEAV E YOU BEHI ND HIS LOCK ED BEDROOM DOOR! FOR I ILL SAVE YOU FROM ANO HER SLEE PLESS NIGH IH OU ME! 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 16 9/30/14 1:24 PM
JULY S M F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 AUGUS COPYRIGHED: NO EMBEAUHORIZED HOR FOR DIS ISR RIBU IBU SEPEMBER S M F S 1 2 3 H5 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY DISRIBUION R1 SAURDAY 1 2 3 4 5 6 Bank Holiday (IRL) 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Bank Holiday (ENG, N.IRL, SC)