2 Word Search 3 HOG Photos and Mug Shots 4 Ladies of Harley Party 5 Some Fun facts 6 Your Events Calendar 7 Jokes to Make ou Choke

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1 SALEM HOG NEWSLETTER MARCH 2016 March 2016 Volume 1, Issue 1 Inside this Issue 1General Membership Information 2 Word Search 3 HOG Photos and Mug Shots 4 Ladies of Harley Party 5 Some Fun facts 6 Your Events Calendar 7 Jokes to Make ou Choke

2 Spring is just around the corner, don t be like them. Please wear the proper attire people.

3 The 2016 officers of the Salem Harley Owners Group are listed on this page with their photos and addresses. Marc Gore Director Salem Harley-Davidson General Manager [ ] Steve Beaty Assistant Director [ ] Jene Czekala Treasurer [ ] Deanna Scheer Secretary [ ] Carlos Aguirre Editor

4 Lanse Wagner Activities [ ] Bill Rietz Head Road Captain [ ] Jim Johnson Safety Officer [ ] Jeanette Beaty Photographer [ ] Gayle Jacopi Ladies of Harley [ ] Bruce Mazell Membership [ ]

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6 Killing Time Word Search

7 HOG Member s Photos and Mug Shots

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9 Ladies of Harley Color Art and Potluck Raise em up ladies, toasting to some good Vino!

10 Lots of good Grub, main reason why the guys showed up Then you have the Party Crashers Scary bunch

11 First Harley Davidson Motorcycle 1904 Fun Facts Cast Away was filmed on the island of Monuriki, Fiji, in the Mamanuca Islands off the coast of Viti Levu, Fiji's largest island. A map can be found here. Monuriki is located in the upper left-hand corner near the larger island of Matamanoa.

12 EVENTS CALENDAR FOR MARCH 2016 M T W T F S S Poker Run 10am-11am Salem Store upstairs Ride to camp Daylight Saving (Start) Salem Store 9am all day 19 ride 20 Salem HOG St. Poker Run Board Patrick Meeting Meeting 's Day upstairs, 6pm-8pm Sunset Chapter guests visit. 10am-11am Chil i Cook off 11am-4pm Salem HOG Denny s 7pm- 8:30pm Easter Sunday

13 COMEDY TIME JOKES TO CHOKE ON Q: Why Goldwing riders don't wave back? A: Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip. Q: Reasons why motorcycles are better than men A: A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour. One motorcycle will satisfy you every time You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to You might be a biker if... Your dog runs on his hind legs when you say, "Pop a wheelie!" Everything you own has Harley Davidson on it. You still carry a full tool kit because you remember the old days. Your 3 year old has a chain wallet (with phone numbers in it!). People say you look strange in a car. Your dog likes to down a six-pack after chasing pussy... cats. You carry a master link on your key chain. You think a bad day on the road is better than a good day at work. You have more invested in black T-shirts than in your house. You tell your husband (or wife) you want something sparkly for Christmas and he (or she) knows you mean chrome. You go to the bike shop to decorate your new living room.

14 Reasons why motorcycles are better than women Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up. Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.

15 EDITORS CHOICE FOR PHOTO MUG OF THE MONTH SPONSOR Salem Harley-Davidson is the local dealership in Salem, Oregon, for Harley-Davidson motorcycles, parts, accessories, Motor Clothes merchandise, T-Shirts, collectibles, great service and friendly staff! Their extensive expertise in financing programs is second to none! Salem Harley-Davidson is located at 3601 Silverton Rd. NE, Salem, OR 97305, Phone: See their website atwww.salemharley.com.

16 Chapter Merchandise Salem HOG Merchandise Salem HOG Chapter gear is available at all chapter meetings. No matter what your preferences are, shirts, hats, pins, patches; large or small; there is something for you. Get you patches from this fine gentleman today and represent your Salem Chapter TODAY! Al Pierce, Quartermaster Check out the display at the front table prior to the meeting, during the break, or immediately after the meeting. You may contact Al Pierce, Salem Hog Quartermaster for information or to purchase chapter merchandise. Patches, Pins and other HOG stuff Large National HOG Patch $20.00 Large Salem HOG Rocker $20.00 Large Reflective National HOG Patch $25.00 Large Reflective Salem HOG Rocker $25.00 Small National HOG Patch $10.00 Small Salem HOG Rocker $10.00 Salem Chapter Pin $10.00 Hats $16.00 Short Sleeve T-Shirt $25.00* Long Sleeve T-Shirt $30.00* MORE HARLEY-DAVIDSON MERCHANDISE Salem Harley-Davidson Merchandise National HOG Merchandise