I Could Pee on This 2016 WALL CALENDAR

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1 I Could Pee on his And Other Poems by Cats COPYRIGHED: NO AUHORIZED FOR DISRIBUION 2016 ALL CALENDAR Includes Sept-Dec 2015 at a glance

2 : D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO I Could Pee on his And Other Poems by Cats 2016 ALL CALENDAR 2015 Sometimes Meow just doesn t quite get the point across... From the ode Let Me Count, to the thoughtful Seen it All, and the devotional I ill Save You, these poems and photos reveal every desire, conflict, and moment of neurotic genius of our cat and kitten companions. Enjoy a year of wonderfully entertaining feline advice, observations, and irrationality. u d es I n cl D ec t p e S ce gla n at a ext copyright 2015 Francesco Marciuliano Cover photo copyright Klein-Hubert/KimballStock. Copyright istockphoto/photographer: bibikoff, 1; 101cats, 5; lafar, 7; Kileman, 9; Dorin_S, 11 (kitten); fcdb, 11 (stamp); Dmytro_Skorobogatov, 13; neotakezo, 15; Stuphipps, 19; Lynchian, 23. Copyright Shutterstock/photographer: janinajaak, 3; Jorge Pereira, 17; foaloce, 25. Copyright 123RF/Elena Kovaleva, 21. $14.99 U.S./ U.K. All rights reserved. No part of this calendar may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Manufactured in China Calendar design by Sally Carmichael C ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_CVR_2G.indd 4 9/22/14 3:05 PM

3 2015 COPYRIGHED: NO AUHORIZED FOR DISRIBUION

4 : D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO Remember y Remember th at uesda Not last week Not last month Maybe last ye ar p hen I sat on your la se hen I licked your no food in retu rn? hen I di d not ex pect ell, don t you da re r you ag ai n Ever doubt my love fo 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 6 9/30/14 1:23 PM

5 FEBRUARY S M F S MARCH COPYRIGHED: NO ILO AU AUHORIZED FOR DIS ISR RIBU IBU APRIL S M F S 1 2 H SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY DISRIBUION SAURDAY Mothering Sunday (UK, IRL) Daylight Saving ime begins (US, CAN) St. Patrick s Day Equinox Palm Sunday Purim Good Friday Easter Summer ime begins (UK, IRL) Easter Monday (CAN, UK, IRL)

6 : D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO On he Nose P aw on you r n o se once M ea ns Hello. P aw on you r n o se tw ic e M ea ns Hello a g a i n! P aw on you r n o se th re e ti mes M ea ns I ti re of th is co nvers at A nd a m io n h op i n g th is is you r o ff 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 8 b utton 9/30/14 1:23 PM

7 MARCH S M F S APRIL COPYRIGHED: NO AUHORIZED FOR DIS ISR RIBU MAY S M F S SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY DISRIBUION R5 SAURDAY 1 2 April Fools Day Earth Day Passover St. George s Day (UK, IRL)

8 : D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO I HUG I hug you r arm I really hug you r arm I bite dow n hard on you r arm And I cou ld not love you more And you cou ld not be more con fused And we have a rel ationship hat cou ld best be described as co mplicated 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 12 9/30/14 1:23 PM

9 MAY S M F S JUNE COPYRIGHED: NO AU AUHORIZED FOR DIS ISR RIBU IBU JULY S M F S Y O H6 SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY JULY DISRIBUION SAURDAY Bank Holiday (IRL) Ramadan Flag Day (US) Father s Day Solstice

10 : D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO SOMEHO I HAPPENED Yesterd ay Perh aps by mistake Maybe in a moment of wea kness Possibly because I took the wrong pill I played fetch And it was won derful And it was mag ical And now I don t know ho I am any more 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 14 9/30/14 1:24 PM

11 JUNE S M F S JULY COPYRIGHED: NO AUHORIZED FOR DIS ISR RIBU AUGUS US S M F S SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY DISRIBUION R4 SAURDAY 1 2 Canada Day (CAN) Independence Day (US)

12 : D D E E N H IZ IO IG R R HO BU PY I O U R C A IS O D N R FO I ILL SAVE YOU MEO MEO MEO MEO MEO MEO DON YOU ORRY! SCRACH SCRACH SCRACH SCRACH SCRACH DON YOU FEAR! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG DON YOU HIN K FOR ONE SECOND HA I ILL EVER SOP! HA I ILL EVER GIVE UP! HA I ILL EVER LEAV E YOU BEHI ND HIS LOCK ED BEDROOM DOOR! FOR I ILL SAVE YOU FROM ANO HER SLEE PLESS NIGH IH OU ME! 2016ICouldPeeOnhisDailyallCalendar_IN_Mechs.indd 16 9/30/14 1:24 PM

13 JULY S M F S AUGUS COPYRIGHED: NO EMBEAUHORIZED HOR FOR DIS ISR RIBU IBU SEPEMBER S M F S H SUNDAY MONDAY UESDAY EDNESDAY HURSDAY FRIDAY DISRIBUION R1 SAURDAY Bank Holiday (IRL) Bank Holiday (ENG, N.IRL, SC)

Best Wishes for a Happy & Prosperous 2015! 2014 Calendars & More

Best Wishes for a Happy & Prosperous 2015! Notes In a gentle way you can shake the world. Mahatma Gandhi NOVEMBER JANUARY 1 December 1 2 3 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9 10 11 12 13 15 11 12 13 14 15 16