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BMW about his car only to find that HE is the problem to his car

So sooner or later This is what we fear: You will find the rest

1 Car and Man, Chaos Prepared To Rip Up The Roads! Person found victim of a very bad instructor after complaining to BMW about his car only to find that HE is the problem to his car s malfunction! Who will win? So sooner or later This is what we fear: You will find the rest of the news on page 4 Imagine that every single person in the next generation ending up like this very disappointing. 1

2 baffling stories, but your advice also Introducing you to our World of cars This is a world we share, some might be interested in dishwashing liquid, and some are completely engrossed in obsession with seeds! But you re not here to read about any of the sort, we re here for the love of machines called Cars. There will be news, advice and many counts, in fact; it s what is important To me and our community. That said, feel free to give us writer s advice because I m not doing this only for your good but also for my understanding of your needs. Weekly copies of different topics will be available for you to get at your own free 2

3 will, I hope I ve started this out right and enjoy this copy of CAR AND MAN. Read on! The Weekly Distress note: Dear Mechanic, I don t dare to drive fast, even when I m the only one in the car and by not fast, I mean 15mph. Everyone just honks at me and overtakes, but I cannot get myself to pass even 20mph on the freeway. Please help me, It means I m at least 2 hours late for everything. It is just unbearable I just can t go fast enough. This is making huge consequences for me and my family, it will soon cost me my wife, children, money, my job and reputation. Theoretically, my entire life! Oh please answer me! Answer: Just relax, don t worry and don t let your nerves get under your skin. The limit is there for a reason, for safety so don t worry about going faster; just remain within the limit. But other than that, I cannot assist you further, see a physicist for help. 3

4 News Bad Influence The world is jam packed with hopeless, idiotic drivers and they re getting worse. However, most of them are like this person: The guy literally kicked a door down on a beamer s showroom and asked for a full refund In the day, it works but at night, it becomes the most irritating rival I had ever yelled my head off at! Turned out he thought D was for the day and N was for night, and this was the fault of the instructor. Exasperating, isn t it? Saab, dead. Saab, the plane, artillery and car manufacturer, has either quit or gone bankrupt on their cars. They might continue if bought over by another company. China is the most likely place because they want to make the best in the world and by their current standards, they won t be able to do better than even India. 4

5 JUST CAR CARE? WHAT ABOUT YOU RE LIFE? Cars. Amazing they be. Should remain neglected till extinction? Any good to be given no attention, after getting badly beat by rain, the hot sun, paint scratching grit and bruise making hail? Because this is a common sad tale. You may think you are doing a good job of giving it a proper car s life, you may be very, very incorrect. If you just screech to a halt outside an automated car wash, read on you fool, because we re about to give you a lesson. You see, look at your car, and are there any scratches, nicks, bumps and unaligned parts? If so, then listen to this: If you don t want to be cautious around it and protect it by cleaning, servicing and other forms of car care, DO NOT GET A CAR! Because you re using it like a turkey for slaughter, just to carry you around like a slave, then because you don t give it medical care (servicing), good hygiene (cleaning) and soon, just like a slave in the old days, they either die or run away, as in something fails like, for example, the tyres, you d lose control and probably die yourself! So there you have it, search online, ask mechanics and the dealer that sold it to you, for information, knowledge. For the car s deserved future, it might make yours longer as well. 5

Top Speed Tantrums Technology needed for faster cars is near its limit, but manufacturers continue to strive, wanting to be the fastest on the road-legal market.

Cars are astonishing; to know if that s true, you have to go deeper into the technology, character, feeling and the capability.

6 Top Speed Tantrums Technology needed for faster cars is near its limit, but manufacturers continue to strive, wanting to be the fastest on the road-legal market. There are a scarce number of manufacturers that are capable to be able to pull this off. Cars are astonishing; to know if that s true, you have to go deeper into the technology, character, feeling and the capability. Those pistons rev delectably in the rumbling background, the brakes help handle the significant amount of power surging through the wheels, in which gradually shred the black, sticky tires. You ll begin to realize that what you ve taken for granted as an astounding affect on your life and knowledge after you read this article. them: The New Koenigsegg Agera R, Bugatti Veyron s Super Sport, and Pagani s Huayra. These exquisite and phenomenal speed machines are to be the fastest yet. The Huayra is the slowest of the three hitting a still astonishing 230mph it looks stunning! That leaves a head to head with the Bugatti and the Koenigsegg. Should you begin to notice that there are not many brands that are in the top speed league, do not fear because these cars are hitting speeds only 3 times slower than the fastest passenger jets and they are close to 300 times lighter and yet needs to stick safely to the ground! These are some of 6

7 to smash your record! Who will be the next king of speed? I ve driven in this winner, but before that could happen, Bugatti came along with the Grand Sport Vitesse, it s a couple mph slower than the older one but it s recorded top speed was taken when the top was off, yes, it s a convertible. They ve gone completely nutty right? So then, the winner is. The Agera R, manufactured in a warehouse in an air force base in the Swiss. This brand has had tough times, once the whole factory caught fire and was destroyed along with a few million dollar cars and all the equipment, but they came back to produce a car that will thunder past the super sport going 6mph faster at 273 mph! Bugatti Veyron Super Sport But soon after, Bugatti sent a letter saying: Just wait because we have got plans 7

TAYO EPISODE #22. SPEEDING IS DANGEROUS. TAYO (VO) Speeding is Dangerous! Hm-hm-hm hm-hm-hm... NA Tayo is driving along the river on his day off.

TAYO EPISODE #22. SPEEDING IS DANGEROUS. TAYO (VO) Speeding is Dangerous! Hm-hm-hm hm-hm-hm... NA Tayo is driving along the river on his day off. EPISODE #22. SPEEDING IS DANGEROUS [01;12;00;00)] #1. EXT. RIVERSIDE ROAD DAY (VO) Speeding is Dangerous! Hm-hm-hm hm-hm-hm... NA Tayo is driving along the river on his day off. Hi, Tayo. Huh? Hey, Shine.